I work at Starbucks and there’s this like 30-something year old guy who all of my coworkers are obsessed with and I find it all entertaining though slightly creepy of them, and he just randomly friended and started messaging me on Facebook. The temptation to gloat is actually painful.
I like my coffee the way I like my magic. Black.
Say no to kids, drugs
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
Spelling bee administrator: Your word is delicious
Me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
Spelling bee administrator: Hit it Fergie