THEME
Savanna. 20. Florida. Taurus-Gemini cusp. Ravenclaw. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Gemma Doyle Trilogy. First Aid Kit.
"I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own."
- i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry (via the-psycho-cutie)

God witnessing a human drinking cow's milk for the first time
god: why are you approaching that cow
god: what are you doing
god: no
god: what
god: are you seriously going to do that
god: oh fuck, he's doing it
god: he's actually doing it
god: this is fucked up
god: I've fucked up


hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this


yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period


corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"


netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet


hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy



masturbending:

is this irl

is this just fantasy


tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*


patronustrip:

Now, that’s ice.

It is incredibile how their whole relationship with Elsa can be summarized by a few seconds in which each one of them stare at her ice palace for the first time.

  • Reverence and respect from Kristoff
  • Happiness, amazement and endearment (like “I fucking knew since forever my sister was freaking amazing, I’m not surprised that much”) from Anna
  • Fear, warning and astonishment from Hans.

this fucking movie, jfc.


heyfunniest:

destroyingyourself:

suchagoldensnitch:

fishingboatproceeds:

Swinging with Hazel and Gus.

this is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

How cool would that be though, to write characters in your head but then actually be able to play with then. Like real people who embody those people you fell in love with in your head. I would love that so much.

omg i love this photo so much

heyfunniest:

destroyingyourself:

suchagoldensnitch:

fishingboatproceeds:

Swinging with Hazel and Gus.

this is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

How cool would that be though, to write characters in your head but then actually be able to play with then. Like real people who embody those people you fell in love with in your head. I would love that so much.

omg i love this photo so much


ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..