THEME
Savanna. Ravenclaw. Taurus-Gemini cusp. Woodland Nymph.

I work at Starbucks and there’s this like 30-something year old guy who all of my coworkers are obsessed with and I find it all entertaining though slightly creepy of them, and he just randomly friended and started messaging me on Facebook. The temptation to gloat is actually painful.


I like my coffee the way I like my magic. Black.


steverogevs:

Guys he said the thing


Today we celebrate the beauty and wisdom of Harry Styles. 


minuty:

omg

minuty:

omg


Please. Just… Just see M E.



whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs



fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.


caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you


memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that


pondragon:

8x01/1x02

for anonymous



A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot

A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot


oreooficial:

Spelling bee administrator: Your word is delicious
Me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
Spelling bee administrator: Hit it Fergie